Yep, I have a Twitter account. I've never used it, but apparently my posts on WordPress get tweeted, or twitted, or whatever the verb is. And given the … vociferousness of my ramblings and/or rantings on the subject of religion, being suddenly followed by a church is somewhat dumbfounding, to say the least.
I must admit that it brought to mind visions of a large building, slowly extending its wings to tap tentatively at a keyboard. Or worse still, rising up on its footings and physically following me down the road. But then, I'm just weird that way.