Yep, I have a Twitter account. I've never used it, but apparently my posts on WordPress get tweeted, or twitted, or whatever the verb is. And given the … vociferousness of my ramblings and/or rantings on the subject of religion, being suddenly followed by a church is somewhat dumbfounding, to say the least.
I must admit that it brought to mind visions of a large building, slowly extending its wings to tap tentatively at a keyboard. Or worse still, rising up on its footings and physically following me down the road. But then, I'm just weird that way.
—Daz

I couldn’t help it, I laughed. A lot.
I wonder how long they’ll stick around.
Well, we all need a good laugh now and again.
Lord (ahem) knows. On the other hand, I might get invaded by fundies or summat, which could be annoying. Ho hum.
Talking of ‘following’, did anything ever come of that episode of the creepy bloke muttering about Sage and school?
Yup, as soon as you say the word Atheist on twitter, the religious folks, if they’re not trying to convert you, start monitoring you. I think they have all read the Art of War, at least the bit about keeping your enemies closer than your friends. So at least they’re reading something, cause they’re certainly not bothering with the bible.
Ah, so basically, they’re stalkers? How nice.
Ooh, that’s interesting timing. Mack ‘white monkey’ Quigley is from California, and guess where the church is…?
I like the thought of your having church followers . . . have they invited you to preach to them yet?
Not yet, but I’m learning the sermon on the mount script from Life Of Brian, just in case.
“Well, obviously it’s not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products…”
Never saw him again, no other local complaints, but I’ve been hyper-vigilant about her in the area ever since.
That’s hilarious! Good luck with those religious stalkers.