A quick question for those who think same-sex marriage is sinful and should be banned by law…
If I belonged to a religion which preached that eating peas on a Thursday is sinful, would you support my attempt to have the eating of peas on Thursdays made illegal?
No? Then you're a hypocrite.
Yes? Then you're either a liar or a fool.
—Daz
No, Jesus… no peas! {overheard at Last Supper}
Cheesy peas or not. Garden or sweet? WWJD?
Better no be chick peas, though. Christians hate humousexuals!
I, um…
Oh dear.
GROAN!
That’s either very very clever, or very very awful. I just can’t work out which.
Definitely clever. Though there’s no reason why it can’t be both
WWJD?
It’s all good…
Lentil Jesus, meek and mild — aka “The Prince of Peas” — said “Blessed are the peas-makers for they shall be called sons of Pod.”
However, the fool has said in his heart, “There is no Pod.”
Repent, or you’ll spend eternity in shell.
You’re bleedin’ mendel, you are!
It’s probably genetic!
“I int kin to no pea!”