Okay, so I was checking the site-stats and I misread the title of my article, The Biblical Creationist's Song. I only misread one letter, mind, but here's the result:
The biblical creationist's bong
Gives a smoke that is cool and strong.
It warps your brain
'Til you're nearly insane.
Common sense says 'good-bye, so long!'
The biblical creationist's toke
Is a real humdinger of a smoke.
It'll mess with your head
'Til your mind goes dead.
You'd be much better off snortin' coke!
The biblical creationist's grass
Blows your mind out of your ass.
You'll see talking snakes,
And world-wide lakes.
Much better just to give it a pass.
Give me heroin or crack-cocaine
Or any other shit that'll ruin my brain.
Arsenic or strychnine, I don't care,
Give me acid so I think I can fly through the air.
Make me listen all day to Eurovision songs,
Just don't make me smoke the creationist's bong.