To the tune of 'Don't Let's Be Beastly to the Germans' by Noel Coward
Don't let's be beastly to the theists,
Don't let's be rude about their faith.
Though they believe in Providence,
Without a shred of evidence
We know their hearts are in the rightish plaith.
Don't be insulting towards Islam,
Don't treat the Moslem with disdain.