Vacancy Within
No education required.
Applicants should be quick with words and have no scruples.
Oh, get yourself a dog collar—
Join the happy crew.
No heavy lifting, no late nights,
And no real work to do.
Just tell the folks that Jesus hates
The same things that they do;
Yes get yourself a dog collar—
Join the happy crew!
Yes, join us in the pulpit, where
We've really got it made.
We put the Emperor's tailor
Completely in the shade.
We've got an invisible Emperor, but
It don't stop us getting' paid;
So join us in the pulpit, boy,
We've really got it made.
Based, rather loosely, on this classic slice of '70s Brit rockabilly:
—Daz
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That sounds like my kind of job! Can I really leave my scruples behind?
Yep, sir! Every single scruple, left in the dust.