At the edge of my curtain, a glint of light;
I'm peering out into the night
To see if my neighbours are doing the deed;
I want to know if they're wasting seed!
I worry about what positions they use,
I'm concerned that they might self-abuse.
I worry they might not be Mrs but Miss;
And whether they use the right orifice—
Or their private bits might be the same…
'Cause perversion, you know, is a crying shame!
Eagle-eyed readers might have spotted something of a theme, over the last few posts. I hit a bit of a blank, though, with this title. If there's a technical term for someone who has an obsession with other people having sex, I've been unable to find it. Any ideas, anyone? (And yes, I've already thought of "pope." )
—Daz
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I was going to say “priest” but you beat me to it, and bested it.
Billy James Hargisism could work. He preached every Sunday about the Godless Communists and their deviant perversions. He did pretty well until the early 1970s when several students and some married couples (Communists, every one of them) divulged that Billy James personally demonstrated how those perversions were done and how God wanted the couples and students to do it. I was never quite sure how he demonstrated the Godly way with the guys, but if anyone was able, he was certainly the expert.
I used to listen to him every Sunday to find out what the Godless Communists would try next. He had information you couldn’t find anywhere else.