At the edge of my curtain, a glint of light;
I'm peering out into the night
To see if my neighbours are doing the deed;
I want to know if they're wasting seed!
I worry about what positions they use,
I'm concerned that they might self-abuse.
I worry they might not be Mrs but Miss;
And whether they use the right orifice—
Or their private bits might be the same…
'Cause perversion, you know, is a crying shame!
Eagle-eyed readers might have spotted something of a theme, over the last few posts. I hit a bit of a blank, though, with this title. If there's a technical term for someone who has an obsession with other people having sex, I've been unable to find it. Any ideas, anyone? (And yes, I've already thought of "pope." )
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