Premise 1: Only a sadist could be happy in the knowledge that others are suffering eternal torture in Hell.
Premise 2: Everyone who gets into Heaven is guaranteed to be happy.
Conclusion: ________________________________________________
Feel free, Gentle Reader, to fill in the blank.
—Daz
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You’re on a roll!
That’s effing awesome! I conclude that this needs to be tweeted to everywhere!
Ha, I wonder if religion would try to sell Heaven so hard if people thought that way
One of the many wonderful things that God promises us is that we’ll get to watch the people frying down below. I’m giddy with excitement.
Religion is just bollocks.