Feng shui works! I know it does, it really, really does.
I've tested it and found it works—I know it does, because,
I had a coffee table by the door, against the wall
And every night when it was dark, I'd trip on it and fall.
Well I turned it 'round and moved it to the far side of the room.
A miracle! No longer do I tumble in the gloom!
Now all I need to do, to reach true harmony
Is move the bloody sideboard, where I always crack me knee.
—Daz
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Brilliant!
Thank you John
Stonyground says:
I recall a TV ad for lager where the Feng shui experts emptied the guy’s cluttered living room and then set him up with an armchair, a big flat telly and a fridge full of beer. Arranging your furniture is just basic common sense really.
Given that the literal translation of Feng Shui is “wind-and-water”. I can easily believe that it would be appropriate in an advert for some lagers I’ve tasted.
“Feng Shui” – the ancient Chinese art of tidying-up” (Andy Hamilton)
Stonyground says:
Rustiguzzi must be a fan of radio four comedy Old Harry’s Game. My favorite bits, the arrival in Hell of the health and safety inspector, and Satan’s conversation with the devil worshippers.
I wondered who’d be the first to spot that . . .
Yes, I’m a dedicated fan of OHG, and thoroughly enjoyed the reruns last year. Favourite bits? Too many to mention, though Satan and the exorcists is one that comes to mind.