Kukulkán and Tepeu made man out of maize,
But that's just a story from the old Mayan days;
It's cobblers, rubbish—it's pure bovine faeces!
But mud and spare ribs, why that's worthy of praise;
Clay-made men, baked in the sun's rays
Are the obvious way to begin a new species!
When Zeus seduced Di, as a shower of gold
(How does that work? I've never been told.)
That's a myth, nothing more; just an old fable.
But when God laid Mary, as a ghost, so we're told,
Then all of a sudden, lo! and behold—
We're supposed to believe it's as real as this table.
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