I tried to write a poem, you see,
All about homeopathy.
It dripped with snark and all that stuff
But it wasn't nearly strong enough.
(I wanted it good, so you can't refute it.)
"I know," I thought. "I'll dilute it!"
So I filled a document with a million spaces,
Then pasted all the characters into random places.
Then I did it again, and again, and again
'Til I reached dilution number ten.
Then I copied a part (of the original's length,
Now containing vitriol of nuclear strength),
And I pasted it back (with a much-relieved sigh)
And broke it into lines of appropriate size.
So here's my ultimate anti-woo rant;
So vilely sarcastic, you'll wet yer pants…
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