"Hey, Jim! Please, won't you chop me a line;
I need to stay awake to finish on time."
"No problem. What are you writing about?"
"How the country's being ruined, by drug-taking louts."
"Hey Bob, what are you writing there?"
"The problem of porn: man, it's every-where!
Then, when I've done that, I've the captions to fix
Of Celebrity Nipple-Slips on page six."
This one’s for Stephen Fry. Though, let's face it, he hardly needs my help…
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