What're we gonna say to my pa Joseph?
What're we gonna say to my dad?
He'll be very angry, I suppose, if
He works out that you'd already had
Me before he let us be betrothed. It's
Likely he'll be really fuckin' mad!
They think for a while, then he says:
We'll tell him that I had a visitation in a dream;
He'll never dare to call us, on such a holy bluff.
Your "short" pregnancy is not what it might seem—
An angel came and told me God put you up the duff.
It's a most important part of His most important scheme…
That should give him pause for thought, before he gets too rough.
Oh, come on! Who's gonna believe that crock…?
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