When Josh's Hot Jive Five brought down the house at Jericho,
Were you there, Mr Ham, were you there?
Was it done with cornets or with trumpet, adagietto?
Were you there, Mr Ham, were you there?
Were you there, O Kenneth, were you there,
As the Babel-tower reached into the air?
When the Lord said "Bugger that!"
And made 'em all talk crap
Were you there, O Kenneth, were you there?
When Cain attacked his brother in a fit of jealousy
Were you there, Mr Ham, were you there?
When Eve took down the fruit, were you hiding in the tree?
Were you there, Mr Ham, were you there?
Were you there, O Kenneth, were you there,
When all those kids were torn up by a bear?
Were you sickened by the sight
Or did you think it served 'em right?
Were you there, O Kenneth, were you there?
—Daz
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Badda boom!
As I’m sure Ken would answer, tiktaaliks may have been faked, and the only way we can be sure they weren’t is to have been there. As Ken must gloat about, none other than Fred Hoyle (that famous paleontologist) determined that all archeopteryx feathers were most assuredly faked repeatedly as part of a worldwide hoax.
Bible history, on the other hand is Truth and needn’t be verified, even if it defies reason, history, or science. Now if God would just back scientific discoveries, there would no need for experiment replication; it would just be True.
We just don’t understand or appreciate Ken’s fine Biblical reasoning.
Sorry. I just realized that Ken probably has no earthly idea what a tiktaalik is, so my accusation would be moot.