I don't recommend insomnia as a life-choice but, lying there trying to work out why the bloody sheep keep jumping the fence, and why the farmer doesn't buy a friggin' electronic counter instead of employing insomniacs…
Erm, what was I saying? Oh yes. Lying there, the occasional line or two of doggerel (sheep-doggerel, maybe?) does pop into my head. Hence this:
That big-bang stuff is such clap-trap!
A world from nothing is utter crap!
It makes much more sense that a gert big chap
Said some magic words, made a finger-snap,
And the world appeared, in a lightning-zap,
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