Sho I wuz up in the mountins, right? Yeah mountins, tha's it. Big fingsh made uf umm, hard stuff. Pot. No. Rot? Rock! Tha'sit! Rock. Mounterins made uv rock! An' I wuz up there in a pash… what? A pash y' silly bugga. Blurry gert gap fru the mountins. An' anyway—shut up willya?—anyway, comin' th'other way is this fuggin' big fing… a rock lion, no, wait, I'll get it… mountin cat… fuggit, a pooma comesh along wiv it's cub. What? Nahhh, li'l cats 'ave kittins, big cats 'ave cubs. Cuz they fuggin' do, orright? Oo's tellin' this story? Right, so shurrup.
Ooh cop aload of 'er over there. No, not 'er, 'er over there, wiv th'ankles. Cor I'd lke to gnaw on them buggas, know wor I mean, eh? Anyway, where wuz I? Oh yeh…
Yeh, sho there's this blurry manta ray… mounterin… pooma, an' I'm finkin' oh fug I'm dead, but ish lucky righ', cuz I've got me wasp suit on! An poomeras, they get really scared uv wasps, righ', so it legged it off dahn the pash like a girly! Who da man!? Yeh, 's righ' I am.
So yeh, the poin' is… crap, wot wuz I talkin' abou'? Yeh, rape preveshner. Umm. Rape privenshin. 'Voidin gerrin' raped.
Sho yeh… tha's how t'void gerrin raped, righ' gals?
Fu' me, where'd they all go?
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