If there wasn't an America
'Twould be a shame and a sin,
For without it we'd have nothing
To keep the Americans in.
Be thankful indeed for America;
The land of the loud and the brash.
Give thanks they aren't living next door—
Why, the property prices would crash!
Give thanks, I say, for America—
Even unto your god if you must—
For without it, all the Americans
Would be over here, with us!
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