Father Don called, yesterday, and said "It's been too long!
"You really should attend, sometime; confess to me, your wrongs.
"It's fine you come to Mass, and all, but that won't fix your soul;
"You need to tell me of your sins, so they might be absolved."
And so, this morning, at the church, I sat down to confess
That I have drunk of human blood, and dined on human flesh.
But Father Donald, unimpressed, said "Don't be such an ass!
"It's fine to be a cannibal, when taking part in Mass!"
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