This one's for Ken Ham.
Clarissa, the veggie lioness
Sat gnawing on a sprout,
And wondered, as she did so,
Why God made her without
Dentition and intestines
More suited to her needs.
But, sad to say, her diet
Of shoots, and nuts and seeds,
Though admirable, did nothing
To keep her in health and breath—
And, midst a herd of wildebeest,
Clarissa starved to death.
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