I have, Gentle Reader, come up with a foolproof system by which you may know whether you are completely and utterly shit-faced, or merely a little bit wobbly in the leg department.
- Find a book which deals, in whole or in part, with quantum physics.
- Read the part about the two-slit experiment, wherein a particle is found to be, at the very same time as being a particle, a fuzzy probability-wave extending throughout the universe which, nevertheless, will collapse instantly to particleness, as soon as its position is known.
Did you actually manage to form a mental picture which made complete sense of this?
If you just answered yes to that question; congratulations, you are out of your freakin' tree. Please proceed to the nearest all-night supermarket, where you will find a delicious selection of sugary drinks and oddly-shaped corn-snacks in varying flavours centred around the theme of "over-salted."
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