Just messin' about with an idea. Feel free to groan, throw soft-fruits (not tinned, thank you) and insults.
Troops who desert in the desert
Will get their just deserts.
A hearty last meal will be served
But probably no dessert.
Sign here, on the dotted line
Then wait; we'll send you a sign.
Just to be clear, watch for this one here—
That's the sign you've been assigned.
"Two tickets, please, to Timbuktu."
"Make it three; I'm coming too!"
From the bough, carve a figure,
Then fix it to the bows.
As you sail away, please give a
Bow to the waving crowds.
Please keep in check,
Your habit, my dear,
Of forgetting to check
Your cheques have cleared.
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