Friday, September 19, 2014 by Daz
Designer Position Available.
Seeking a motivated self-starter. Literally.
Must have experience designing multi-cellular life, bacterium, viruses, single-cellular life, and pretty much everything else. Must be available on an omnipresent basis. Omniscience not necessary but omnipotence a+. Only candidates with good references will be considered.
Send CV to: Sentient Life Forms, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way. Please include worship required.
When someone makes a comment that's better than the OP, well I kinda feel honour-bound to highlight it. So, thanks to Fojap for this.
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