Is it wrong, Gentle Reader, that I guffawed slightly at this? Am I a bad person for chuckling at calamity?
It is said that Mr. Graff held the first U.S. patent for a fire hydrant, but this cannot be verified: the patent office burned to the ground in 1836, destroying all the U.S. patent records!
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