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Boobs! Hur-Hur!

So someone sent me a link to a You Tube presentation… A woman's expounding on ethics or quantum fluctuation Or humanism or the hist'ry of art or the latest cancer tests, Yet the very first commenter feels a need to inform her she has breasts.

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Situation Vacant

Designer Position Available.

Seeking a motivated self-starter. Literally.

Must have experience designing multi-cellular life, bacterium, viruses, single-cellular life, and pretty much everything else. Must be available on an omnipresent basis. Omniscience not necessary but omnipotence a+. Only candidates with good references will be considered.

Send CV to: Sentient Life Forms, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way. Please include worship required.

When someone makes a comment that's better than the OP, well I kinda feel honour-bound to highlight it. So, thanks to Fojap for this.
Daz

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Perfick

All hail to the Perfect Designer
Who designed it all so well.
The fallen arches and hernias
Are flawless, and you can tell
That he paid minute attention
To migraines, rickets and gout.
And the exquisite sheen of a good gangrene
Is a blessing; there can be no doubt.

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A new Hutton Delusion post, in which we find that Bob is no Ian Paisley, has befouled the intertubes.
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Here's something I'd like to see from my fellow bloggers. If abuse of any kind—violent, sexual, racial, child-abuse, marital abuse, bullying and so on—forms a major theme of any post you make, consider that it's highly possible that at least some readers will be interested in the topic because they're looking for help. I think, therefore, that it's a good idea to add a link and maybe a phone number to a relevant organisation, where such help may be found, to the end of the post. Obviously I can't tell anyone to do this, but I would ask you to consider it.
Daz

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Long-time readers may remember that I have something of a personal history with this subject. (Trigger-warning for description of child-abuse at that link.) I therefore offer a link to Amanda Marcotte's thoughts on this, without comment from myself.
Daz

Children and young adults looking for help in the UK can visit Child Line or phone them on 0800 1111.

If you're worried that a child might be being abused, please contact the NSPCC. You can remain anonymous, if you so wish.

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A classic from Mitchell & Webb.
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