There's a Weatherspoons now, where Pooh once napped.
The bee-tree succumbed to ash die-back.
The rabbits' field is a parking lot,
And the heffalump trap's now an office block.
Where the Woozle wasn't, a Tesco's is.
The Floody Place—drained. (T'was unsafe for kids.)
Eeyore's place, though boggy and sad,
Was a wildlife haven, which made us glad;
But now, with the Council's eager backing,
They'll soon be using it for fracking.
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