I wonder if Davie Cameron's ever picked the mould
Off a loaf of bread and eaten it sans butter.
Does he pick up pennies from the gutter?
I wonder if he watches the electric metre
As his heater eats the power
Of an exactly measured kilowatt-hour.
To save money to feed
His son or his daughter
Does he shave in cold water?
Has he walked five miles for a tin of beans
That's just tuppence cheaper
Than his local Price Beater?
Is his bed the only place where it's warm?
Does he always sniff the milk before making tea?
How does David cope with aus-terity?
—Daz