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The crowd, here at Vague Deism Crag, watch, in silent prayer and expectation, as William Lane Knievel makes some final adjustments to the Honda Cub of Theology.

The float of the Carburettor of Moral Objectivity is jammed, but no matter; the float-chamber drain-screw gasket is leaking more than enough ontological fluid to stop it flooding.

The splines on the Gear-Change-Shaft of Circular Reasoning have worn completely smooth, but he clamps the Mole-Grips of Presupposition onto the end. They should grip long enough for him to clunk it into second.

The worn-out HT-Lead of False Premise, he replaces with the Lamp-Cord of Gish-Gallop.


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