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Something must be done

Somebody really should say Something so that the public know that there is something which Something must be done about, in order that we can then look good by passing this Something Must Be Done bill in order to correct Something which wasn’t a problem until we pointed out that Something must be done about it.

Love and Garbage - some commonplace musings

A government spokesman today confirmed plans to press ahead with the Something Must be Done Bill. She said,

“During the year we saw things happen which were very serious – and while each of these serious things was dealt with by the police under existing laws, we have decided that if we appear to do nothing about these things that will be worse for us than doing something (or appearing to do something while actually doing nothing) because people will expect us to do something after we appeared on the television saying that something had to be done. Therefore after careful consideration we have identified a thing to do. And because this thing to do is something we have therefore concluded that this something must be done, even though it is – in effect – little more than what can be done at the moment. However. in order to disguise the fact that…

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Baby-News Blues

"… that, according to unnamed sources, a small group of backbench Tory MPs are considering making an official complaint about political bias in the royal family, citing Her Royal Highness's apparent decision to go into Labour.

"And now we go live, to James Windsor-Arselich, standing outside The Palace for no apparent reason, for some breaking news."

"… Well you could've told me before, that it was undone! Shit, no time! Just film me from the waist up, fer Chrissakes!

"Thank you Quentin.

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I've had it described to me, over and again;
What will happen to me when I go to Hell.
But the ink's always gone from the descriptive pen
When I ask what happens if all goes well.

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Last week we looked at Animalia, so it only seems fair to give Plantae a turn in the limelight. This week's Friday Night Is Music Night is on the theme, if you hadn't already guessed, of plants.

As always, readers' contributions are extremely welcome. To post a You Tube video in comments, simply paste the URL, including the http part, and Word Press will do all the resizing etc for you.
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Sunday: Without any evidence to support your contention, make sure that millions of people are brought up to believe, without question, that there is an invisible being who will torture them for eternity if they don't worship it your way.

Monday: Notice that other people worship other invisible beings, with just as little evidence, or that they worship the same invisible being that you do, but in a way which you proclaim to be wrong, and therefore is putting millions of people in danger of eternal torture.

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Curses

May every shaman, every priest, who's sent our young to die
Before their time, in foreign fields, be branded with his lies.
Let falsities shout plain and clear, in scars upon their skin
So all may know the blackened, shrivelled heart which lies within.

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This week's Friday Night Is Music Night is on the theme of the animal kingdom, excluding human beings 'cause we were created separately in the creation-myth of your choice 'cause it would be too easy if we didn't exclude 'em.
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