Spam, Loverly Spam!

From the spam-trap. Yeah, I know it's just a generic spam-bot utterance, but the topic employed, juxtaposed with the, erm, 'style,' kinda tickled me…

My spouse and I absolutely love your blog and find a lot of your post's to be just what I'm looking for. Do you offer guest writers to write content to suit your needs? I wouldn't mind writing a post or elaborating on most of the subjects you write about here. Again, awesome weblog!

Yep, look at the precise and artful command of language, and the careful grammatical exactness. That's just who I'd turn to if I were looking for a guest-writer.
—Daz

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I… Erm… Whut…?

From the blog's spam-trap.

Erm, nope. Still can't think of anything to add.
—Daz

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Titbits

A few items which were too short to merit separate posts.

If you feel the need to add the words "no offence intended" to the end of a statement, please stop and consider the fact that this means you've just made an offensive statement, and that you know you've just made an offensive statement. Here's a novel thought: try not saying the offensive thing, if you really wish to avoid offence.

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