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Don't you dare enjoy it.
Variety? Avoid it.
Just keep a steady pace,
And keep it face to face.
It's just for procreation
And not for recreation.
Remember that love-making's,
Like washing up or baking;
Like hoovering the floor,
A necessary chore.
Don't try to make it merry,
Just keep it missionary!
Daz

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Get A Life

You don't like abortion. You don't like contraception.
You don't want people marrying if both get an erection.
You don't like single parenting, or seeing too much skin.
You don't like sex-ed either; you think that it's a sin
To teach kids how to cope with all the things that are to come.
You think that being gay is all about sex up the bum.
You don't like masturbation. You think Satan is to blame
For everything that you don't like. You're all the bleedin' same…

You're all bloody perverts. What leads you to be vexed
Is you're unhealthily obsessed with other people having sex.

Daz

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No Sex Please; We’re Prudes

What the hell is it with religious folk and sex? Even many of those of the least fundamentalist religious persuasion still seem to have Views on promiscuity and the 'proper reasons' for having sex, though to be fair, with the milder sort it's more of a personal code, and they're quite happy to let others act according to their own views on the matter. Of course, the closer someone's belief approaches to fundamentalism, the more likely it is that they'll both judge others by that belief, and hold an equally strong belief that their religion-derived customs should be forced on others by law.

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