if u can;t be botherd 2 write it rite y shd i bother 2 read it not a full-stop or comma in bluddy sight and u dont seem 2 kno y u need it mayb ur shift-key broke amiright? coz capital letters r missign aswell did ur carridge-return meat th same plight? is merriam webster ur idea ov hell? if u care enuff 2 speak atall y do u not bother 2 make it clear? wot u justrote makes no sens atall en my english teacher just burst in2 tear’s so if u cant be bothered 2 rihgt it rite ill b fuked if ill bothr 2 read it
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gr8 rant but y u mek a pawsterfee in tears
The greengrocer’s apo’strophe was on porpoise. 🙂
Ah! Greengrocers’ apostrophe. I learned something new today. You Brits with your flowery language — on “this side of the pond” we just call it a punctuation error.
Your link went where the woodbine twineth!
It’s a specific error though. Rather than a typo, it’s called that when it’s used under the mistaken belief that the apostrophe is actually needed.
Behold the missing link! The “banana man’s” worst nightmare.
I especially like the second image
When palm rest on my laptop gets too hot
(’twas where they hid the GPU)
my prose is sometimes rendered all for naught
and then the air turns mighty blue.