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Puzzling Poems

Here's a thing that I don't get,
Having followed some poets, of late.
I've never claimed sophistication—
My doggerel takes simple forms—
But, what makes an un-metered, un-rhymed poem
A poem, and not
Just prose wot's been chopped up?

Daz

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So, Hutton's pulled a tall tale from his arse recounted a True Story, which he's neither cited a source for nor provided any other information by which we might verify it. Noting that many of the tourists he wishes to accost in the street don't speak the same language as him, he wonders how can "these needy souls be reached with the Gospel." He says:

As I pondered this question I was reminded of a true story I heard about a Turkish merchant seaman who docked at New York. While on shore leave he walked passed some evangelists who were preaching and passing out tracts. An English tract was given to him, and, though he couldn't speak or read English he was greatly intrigued by this. He resolved to teach himself to read enough English to be able to understand what he had been given.

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FNIMN: Bound For Glory

This week's Friday Night Is Music Night is on the theme of trains. Yeah, I know we've done all sorts of transport before, but there's something about a train song, I think, that makes it special. The 6-5 Special, even.
Daz

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Cameron’s Christian Capers

It must be Easter, 'cause Davie Cameron's doing God again. You could set your calendar by him.

We are, apparently, a Christian country. Well, yeah. With a monarch-headed Christian state church, it is, I would say, extremely difficult to ignore that fact that we are an officially Christian country. We don't have to like it, but the fact that a mere one-point-eight percent (the number of weekly attendants at C of E churches) of our population are deemed worthy of having a guaranteed twenty-six-person representative bloc in our government is a glaring reminder that we are, damnit, a Christian country. The problem is, Davie thinks this is a good thing.

He says:

Some people feel that in this ever more secular age we shouldn't talk about these things. I completely disagree.

Well colour me shocked. Not only does he disagree, but he disagrees with that most favourite of all arguments which politicians like to argue against; a strawman.

No one, Davie Lad, is saying we shouldn't talk about religion. How on Earth are we supposed to expose it as the mythological, fantasy-based claptrap that it is, unless we talk about it?

What I, and other secularists, object to, is basing governmental policy and law upon it. Not because it's necessarily bad, and obviously not because it's necessarily good, but because it has no evidential basis. If you think something's a good idea, then we want you to show evidence that it's needed and will work. You don't just get to enact policy "because God wants it."

Davie then goes on to utter one of the most meaningless sentences it has ever been my privilege to read. (Well, he is a politician!)

Crucially, the Christian values of responsibility, hard work, charity, compassion, humility, and love are shared by people of every faith and none – and we should be confident in standing up to defend them.

James Kirk looking confused, saying, "Whut?"

So these values which are shared by most people, regardless of faith or lack thereof, are somehow (the implication is) at the same time uniquely Christian values, which need defending from secularists, who presumably aren't a subset of "people of every faith and none."

I'm with James T. on this one: Whut?

He (Cameron, not Kirk) continues…

People who, instead, advocate some sort of secular neutrality fail to grasp the consequences of that neutrality, or the role that faith can play in helping people to have a moral code. Of course, faith is neither necessary nor sufficient for morality.

Many atheists and agnostics live by a moral code – and there are Christians who don't. But for people who do have a faith, that faith can be a guide or a helpful prod in the right direction – and, whether inspired by faith or not, that direction or moral code matters.

So it's possible to live by a moral code not based on religion (or on Christianity—his setting up of atheists/agnostics in opposition to one specific religion makes that point somewhat fuzzy), and it's possible to be a Christian and not live by a moral code; and a moral code is a good thing to have, and he'd like more people to follow one. But rather than focus on the main issue—promoting the idea of developing and following a moral code—he'd rather promote the religious "prod," even though, by his own admission, that prod would appear to have no bearing on whether a person will end up following a moral code or not.

My thinky-organ hurts. How the hell did a bloke who reasons this badly ever get to be the leader of a major political party, let alone of the country?

He prattles on:

SECOND, as Christians we know how powerful faith can be in the toughest of times. I have known this in my own life. From giving great counsel to being the driving force behind some of the most inspiring social-action projects in our country, our faith-based organisations play a fundamental role in our society. So, in being confident about our Christianity, we should also be ambitious in supporting faith-based organisations to do even more.

Umm, didn't he just get through mentioning that the values of hard work and charity are "shared by people of every faith and none"?

That is why we are not just investing £20 million in repairing our great cathedrals, but also giving £8 million to the Near Neighbours programme, which brings faith communities together in supporting local projects. I welcome the efforts of all those who help to feed, clothe, and house the poorest in our society. For generations, much of this work has been done by Christians, and I am proud to support the continuation of this great philanthropic heritage in our society today.

Here's a thought. Make the churches pay for their own bloody upkeep, and spend that twenty million on something useful.

Here's another thought. Try investing in communities and charitable organisations, but don't privilege those which happen to have a religious flavour to them. It's called "not discriminating on grounds of religion," and it happens to be the law of the fucking land.

And, Jesus H Christ on a jet-ski!, just look at the priorities there. Twenty million quid to repair some bloody buildings, and eight million to help human beings.

Coffee-time. Calm down, Daz…

Okay then, he goes on:

THIRD, greater confidence in our Christianity can also inspire a stronger belief that we can get out there and actually change people's lives, and improve both the spiritual, physical, and moral state of our country, and even the world.

The operative word there is "can." He's already admitted that other religions and moral codes developed by non-believers can also lead to people doing charitable work and so on. So, again, why should the government specifically target the holders of only one of this panoply of world-views to help them in their good work?

He then goes on to praise church-funded schools, presumably under the impression that we'll quietly ignore the existence of schools where the religious organisations funding them are using them to indoctrinate children into narrow-minded political, religious and anti-science sects, and just concentrate on that nice church-funded school we went to, where the only religious aspect was some historical Archbishop or other being mentioned in the school's name.

This country has, he goes on to say, kept to its target regarding foreign aid, even through the recent financial depression. This, he says, should be a source of national pride—and I agree. Quite what it has to do with religion or the Church of England, though, I have no idea. Does my support for aid programmes count less, because I'm neither a member of the C of E nor religious? But then, that's me, being one of those charitable "people of every faith and none" with my non-Christian Christian Values™.

And then…

The same is true of our Bill to outlaw the despicable practice of modern slavery. It is happening because we are actively working to bring all the legislation together, to toughen the penalties, and drive out this scourge that is still all too present in our world.

Of said Bill I know little, so I can't really comment on that. Again, though, what does this have to do with the C of E? He mentions his welfare policies, which, again, has bugger-all to do with the C of E, although I should, in all honesty, mention that in a rare instance of me agreeing with the Church on summat, they have repeatedly criticised those policies on human­itar­ian—dare I say humanistic?—grounds.

All in all, I have to say this reads more like typical politico-bafflegab than a serious statement of commitment to the Church. There's a lot of words, but they say very little.

On the other hand, we still have church schools and faith schools. We still have government privileging faith-groups. We still have twenty-six Bishops in our parliament. And we still have a Prime Minister who sees nothing wrong with insinuating that Militant Secularists™ and Militant Atheists™ are doing Bad Things, without being able to point out just what those Bad Things actually are.

Looking at the tag-cloud on my blog, I see that one of my most oft-used tags is "gay rights." Given his recent, and laudable, push to get equal rights for LGBT folk, in the face of his vaunted church's vociferous and long-winded opposition, and supported by humanist, atheist, and secularist groups, I have to wonder; nature or nurture? Was he born a two-faced back-stabbing bastard, or did he become one?
Daz


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Perfection

Okay, so you've got this god. He's the only god your tribe's allowed to worship. He's merciful, provided you say the right prayers, make the right offerings, possibly cut off or modify the correct body parts, eat the right food on the right days, and all that stuff. He'll love you and protect you, and your tribe will prosper, provided yada yada yada.

The problems really don't start until you start adding superlatives. And especially until you begin bandying the word "perfect" about.

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Night & Day

If the world in which we live was, as some folks say,
Made by an intelligence, of glorious might,
Then why'd he make the sun so it rises in the day,
Instead of after dark, when we need a bit of light?

Checkmate, creationists!

Daz

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Free Market

Don't tax the rich. That's thieving!
But starve the poor? That's fine.
Human life means nothing
Compared to my dollars and dimes.
Them lazy scrounging bastards
Do nought but moan and shirk.
We offered a dollar an hour!
They should be glad of the work.

Daz

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